搞笑英文短句爱情句子大全(表达爱情的英文短句)

1.
My
love
for
you
is
like
pi,
never-ending
and
irrational. 】

2.
Love
is
a
lot
like
algebra,
confusing
until
you
find
the
X
(kiss)
that
makes
everything
clear. 】

3.
I
have
a
love/hate
relationship
with
gravity,
because
every
time
I
fall
for
you,
I
end
up
getting
hurt. 】

4.
If
loving
you
was
a
job,
I'd
be
the
most
overqualified
applicant. 】

5.
Love
is
like
WiFi,
it
connects
us
instantly
and
makes
everything
more
enjoyable. 】

6.
I
may
not
be
a
genie,
but
I
can
grant
your
wish
of
being
loved
unconditionally. 】

7.
If
love
was
a
criminal,
I'd
gladly
go
to
jail
for
it,
as
long
as
you're
my
cellmate. 】

8.
I
want
to
be
the
reason
you
look
down
at
your
phone
and
smile,
then
walk
into
a
pole. 】

9.
Our
love
is
like
a
fart,
it
may
be
silent
but
it's
always
there. 】

10.
My
love
for
you
is
like
a
painting,
it
might
not
make
sense
to
everyone,
but
it's
a
masterpiece
to
me. 】

11.
Love
is
like
a
swimming
pool,
deep
at
times,
but
always
refreshing. 】

1
2.
They
say
love
is
blind,
but
I
think
it
just
needs
glasses
to
see
how
amazing
you
are. 】

1
3.
You
must
be
an
equation,
because
you
complete
me. 】

1
4.
Love
is
like
a
rollercoaster,
it
has
its
ups
and
downs,
but
it's
always
a
thrilling
ride. 】

1
5.
I
must
be
a
snowflake,
because
I've
fallen
for
you. 】

1
6.
The
best
kind
of
love
is
the
kind
that
makes
you
laugh
so
hard,
you
snort. 】

1
7.
Love
is
like
a
puppy,
it's
messy
and
sometimes
it
pees
on
the
carpet,
but
it's
always
worth
it. 】

1
8.
My
love
for
you
is
like
a
pizza,
it's
cheesy
and
makes
me
smile. 】

1
9.
If
love
was
a
sport,
I'd
be
the
MVP
because
I've
been
practicing
loving
you
every
day. 】

20.
Love
is
like
a
box
of
chocolates,
you
never
know
what
you're
gonna
get,
but
it's
always
sweet. 】

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