英文旁白 爱情句子搞笑

1.
"Love
is
like
a
box
of
chocolates,
sometimes
you
get
all
the
good
ones
and
sometimes
you're
left
with
the
gross
coconut
ones. "
【LOL】

2.
"Relationships
are
like
algebra,
you
look
at
your
ex
and
try
to
figure
out
where
you
went
wrong. "
【ROFL】

3.
"Love
at
first
sight
is
easy,
it's
the
love
at
first
conversation
that's
the
real
challenge. "
【HAHA】

4.
"If
love
is
blind,
why
do
we
bother
dressing
up?"
【LOL】

5.
"Love
is
like
a
rollercoaster,
you
scream
and
cry
a
lot
but
in
the
end,
you're
grateful
for
the
ride. "
【LMAO】

6.
"The
only
time
love
is
perfect
is
in
movies,
in
real
life
it's
a
hot
mess. "
【ROFL】

7.
"Love
is
like
a
fart,
if
you
have
to
force
it,
it's
probably
crap. "
【HAHA】

8.
"Falling
in
love
is
easy,
staying
in
love
requires
effort,
patience,
and
a
lot
of
wine. "
【LOL】

9.
"Love
is
like
a
plant,
it
needs
watering,
attention,
and
sometimes
a
little
sunshine
to
grow. "
【LMAO】

10.
"Love
is
like
a
game
of
chess,
you
make
a
move,
they
make
a
move,
and
sometimes
you
both
end
up
in
checkmate. "
【ROFL】


11.
"The
best
cure
for
a
broken
heart
is
a
good
workout
and
a
pint
of
ice
cream. "
【HAHA】

1
2.
"Love
is
like
a
concert,
sometimes
the
opening
act
is
better
than
the
main
event. "
【LOL】

1
3.
"If
love
is
a
battlefield,
then
Tinder
is
the
equivalent
of
a
nuclear
bombing. "
【LMAO】

1
4.
"The
only
difference
between
love
and
stalking
is
a
restraining
order. "
【ROFL】

1
5.
"Love
is
like
a
boomerang,
sometimes
it
comes
back,
other
times
it
hits
you
in
the
face. "
【HAHA】

1
6.
"They
say
love
is
blind,
but
sometimes
it's
just
plain
stupid. "
【LOL】

1
7.
"Falling
in
love
is
easy,
staying
in
love
requires
handcuffs
and
a
lot
of
trust. "
【ROFL】

1
8.
"Love
is
like
a
rollercoaster,
the
highs
are
great
but
the
lows
make
you
want
to
vomit. "
【HAHA】

1
9.
"Love
is
like
a
puzzle,
sometimes
the
pieces
fit
perfectly
but
other
times
you're
missing
a
few
and
it's
just
frustrating. "
【LOL】

20.
"They
say
the
way
to
someone's
heart
is
through
their
stomach,
but
I
think
it's
through
their
Netflix
account. "
【LMAO】

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