周末幽默的生活句子英语(我被生活撞了一下腰幽默句)

1.
"I'm
not
lazy,
I'm
just
conserving
energy
for
Monday. "
【笑话】

2.
"Weekends
are
like
a
rejuvenating
spa
-
they
wash
away
the
stress
of
the
week. "
【哲理】

3.
"Weekends
don't
count
unless
you
spend
them
doing
something
completely
pointless. "
【调侃】

4.
"Saturdays
are
for
adventures,
Sundays
are
for
recovering. "
【规划】

5.
"The
only
thing
better
than
a
weekend
is
a
long
weekend. "
【感叹】

6.
"I
followed
my
heart
and
it
led
me
to
the
fridge. "
【错乱】

7.
"Weekends
are
meant
for
leisurely
breakfasts
and
lazy
afternoons. "
【享受】

8.
"I
wish
I
could
turn
back
the
clock
to
Friday
and
relive
the
weekend. "
【后悔】

9.
"It's
too
early
for
Monday,
and
too
late
for
the
weekend. "
【迷茫】

10.
"Weekends
are
like
finding
money
in
your
pocket
you
forgot
you
had. "
【喜悦】

11.
"If
Monday
had
a
face,
I
would
punch
it. "
【讽刺】

1
2.
"Weekends
are
an
opportunity
to
recharge,
to
forget
all
the
stresses
of
the
week
and
come
back
with
a
fresh
perspective. "
【鼓励】

1
3.
"Sundays
are
for
rest,
relaxation,
and
binge-watching
your
favorite
TV
shows. "
【惯例】

1
4.
"A
weekend
without
plans
is
like
a
salad
without
dressing
-
it's
just
not
right. "
【建议】

1
5.
"I
don't
always
love
Mondays,
but
I
sure
do
appreciate
the
weekends
that
come
before
them. "
【感慨】

1
6.
"Weekends
are
a
time
for
friends,
family,
and
making
memories
that
will
last
a
lifetime. "
【团聚】

1
7.
"I
have
a
love/hate
relationship
with
weekends
-
I
love
them
because
they're
relaxing,
but
I
hate
that
they
always
end
too
soon. "
【矛盾】

1
8.
"Weekends
are
for
indulging
in
guilty
pleasures,
like
eating
junk
food
and
not
setting
an
alarm. "
【放纵】

1
9.
"I
don't
always
have
weekends
off,
but
when
I
do,
I
make
the
most
of
them. "
【计划】

20.
"Life
is
short,
so
make
every
weekend
count. "
【警示】

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