发上班朋友圈搞笑的句子(开始上班发个朋友圈搞笑)

1.
"First
day
back
at
the
office
and
I
already
feel
like
I
need
a
vacation. "
【#MondayBlues】

2.
"I'm
pretty
sure
my
coffee
is
the
only
thing
keeping
me
from
falling
asleep
at
my
desk. "
【#CaffeineIsMyFriend】

3.
"I'm
starting
to
think
my
job
description
should
include
'professional
procrastinator'. "
【#WorkHardorHardlyWork】

4.
"I'm
not
saying
I'm
a
superhero,
but
I
do
have
the
ability
to
press
the
snooze
button
10
times
and
still
make
it
to
work
on
time. "
【#Superpowers】

5.
"I'm
convinced
my
coworkers
are
secretly
squirrels,
always
hoarding
snacks
in
their
desks. "
【#NuttyOffice】

6.
"Just
realized
I've
been
staring
at
my
computer
screen
for
the
past
hour
without
actually
getting
any
work
done.
Oops. "
【#TimeWastingPro】

7.
"I
have
a
love-hate
relationship
with
my
job.
Love
the
paycheck,
hate
the
work. "
【#MoneyTalks】

8.
"I'm
pretty
sure
the
amount
of
coffee
I
drink
in
a
day
could
power
a
small
city. "
【#CaffeineAddict】

9.
"Nothing
like
a
good
office
chair
to
make
you
feel
like
a
king
or
queen
of
your
cubicle. "
【#ThroneRoom】

10.
"I'm
starting
to
think
my
coworkers
and
I
are
the
real
life
cast
of
The
Office. "
【#WorkplaceDrama】

11.
"The
only
thing
more
difficult
than
waking
up
for
work
in
the
morning
is
staying
awake
during
an
afternoon
meeting. "
【#MeetingMondays】

1
2.
"If
I
had
a
dollar
for
every
time
a
coworker
asked
me
how
my
weekend
was,
I
might
actually
be
able
to
afford
a
weekend
getaway. "
【#OfficeSmallTalk】

1
3.
"Sometimes
I
wonder
if
my
boss
secretly
enjoys
giving
us
impossible
deadlines
just
to
see
how
we
handle
the
pressure. "
【#PressureCooker】

1
4.
"I
have
a
work
phone
and
a
personal
phone,
but
somehow
they
both
ring
at
the
exact
same
time. "
【#DoubleTrouble】

1
5.
"I
think
it's
safe
to
say
that
my
desk
is
slowly
becoming
a
hoarder's
paradise. "
【#OfficeClutter】

1
6.
"I
can't
decide
if
time
flies
or
crawls
by
at
work.
Either
way,
I'm
ready
for
the
weekend. "
【#TGIF】

1
7.
"If
multitasking
were
an
Olympic
sport,
I'd
definitely
be
a
gold
medalist. "
【#JackofAllTrades】

1
8.
"I'm
pretty
sure
my
computer
screen
knows
all
my
secrets
at
this
point. "
【#ConfessionalBooth】

1
9.
"My
job
may
not
be
glamorous,
but
at
least
I
get
to
wear
sweatpants
on
Fridays. "
【#CasualFriday】

20.
"I
think
I
might
need
a
personal
assistant
just
to
keep
track
of
all
my
unfinished
tasks. "
【#NeverEndingToDos】

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