自黑的朋友圈皮句子(适合发朋友圈的皮句短)

1.
No
one
stretches
the
truth
quite
like
I
do.
【自嘲】

2.
I'm
pretty
sure
my
diet
is
composed
entirely
of
sugar
and
carbs.
【自黑】

3.
I
have
a
bad
habit
of
starting
projects
and
never
finishing
them.
【自卑】

4.
My
handwriting
looks
like
a
chicken
dancing
across
a
piece
of
paper.
【自嘲】

5.
I
always
forget
people's
names,
even
when
I've
met
them
multiple
times.
【自黑】

6.
I
have
the
coordination
of
a
baby
deer
on
ice.
【自卑】

7.
My
dancing
skills
are
what
nightmares
are
made
of.
【自嘲】

8.
If
there's
one
thing
I'm
good
at,
it's
procrastinating.
【自黑】

9.
My
singing
voice
sounds
like
a
dying
cat.
【自嘲】

10.
I
consistently
underestimate
how
much
time
I
need
to
get
things
done.
【自卑】

11.
I
have
a
tendency
to
overthink
the
smallest
things.
【自卑】

1
2.
My
sense
of
direction
is
so
bad
I
sometimes
get
lost
in
my
own
hometown.
【自黑】

1
3.
I
can
never
seem
to
find
matching
socks
in
the
morning.
【自嘲】

1
4.
I
always
manage
to
spill
something
on
myself
when
I'm
wearing
white.
【自黑】

1
5.
I'm
terrible
at
small
talk
and
usually
end
up
saying
something
awkward.
【自卑】

1
6.
My
organizational
skills
are
non-existent.
【自黑】

1
7.
I
probably
spend
too
much
time
on
my
phone.
【自嘲】

1
8.
My
sense
of
humor
is
so
dry,
it's
practically
a
desert.
【自嘲】

1
9.
I
have
a
terrible
habit
of
forgetting
things
at
home
when
I
leave
the
house.
【自黑】

20.
I'll
never
be
the
life
of
the
party,
but
at
least
I
can
be
the
designated
driver.
【自嘲】

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